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Young big bear , hyped because we just won £20 on a scratch card. She yelled “trillllll!” and asked where the piff was at. That’s big bear.

Young big bear , hyped because we just won £20 on a scratch card. She yelled “trillllll!” and asked where the piff was at. That’s big bear.

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Sometimes you just have to sit next to your skateboard at 4 in the morning. I heard they’re the new healing stones. Pretty big in the yoga game to.

Sometimes you just have to sit next to your skateboard at 4 in the morning. I heard they’re the new healing stones. Pretty big in the yoga game to.

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Does anyone need a PA? I can make rad tea, roll you cigarettes/doobies, make food, call people awkwardly for you, make reservations at nandos, text people so you don’t have to, I can manage your instagram, water your house plants, write birthday cards, manage your diary, do your shopping, pick up your laundry and much more. Think of how much time you’d save with someone to do all the mundane shit. What does time equal? Money, that’s what. Oprah, if you’re reading this. Holla at me.

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