Can’t wait to purchase one of these and feel like I’m in star wars.
(via moderncultures)
Can’t wait to purchase one of these and feel like I’m in star wars.
(via moderncultures)
We work out at the park. Having adventure days and shit. If you look really close you can see tubby man stretch marks and tribal tattoos. I’m lying about one of them things.
Nacho got a wet foot! Wet foot boy! Wet foot boy!
Big man snacks. Supreme keeps me tubby.
Young big bear , hyped because we just won £20 on a scratch card. She yelled “trillllll!” and asked where the piff was at. That’s big bear.
Just posted a GIF (Taken with GifBoom)
Sometimes you just have to sit next to your skateboard at 4 in the morning. I heard they’re the new healing stones. Pretty big in the yoga game to.
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I’m going to make a reggae album and buy a huge gold chain.
Does anyone need a PA? I can make rad tea, roll you cigarettes/doobies, make food, call people awkwardly for you, make reservations at nandos, text people so you don’t have to, I can manage your instagram, water your house plants, write birthday cards, manage your diary, do your shopping, pick up your laundry and much more. Think of how much time you’d save with someone to do all the mundane shit. What does time equal? Money, that’s what. Oprah, if you’re reading this. Holla at me.